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Professor Aspen’s Research Quests: The Torterra Effect

Greetings trainer! My name is Professor “Quaking” Aspen. ‘Aspen’ is my family name while ‘Quaking’ is just a nickname given to me because of my muscular physique… and because I have had tremors since I was a boy. “Why do all professors in this world have tree names” you ask? I have no idea what […]

Professor Aspen’s Research Quests: Crustle

Xizzax’s Shop of Human Parts: A SENSE-ational Offer!

In a galaxy not so far away at an extraterrestrial outpost selling “wonder drugs” inspired by the amazing human body from a planet called Earth in the Milky Way galaxy… Step right up to “Xizzax’s Earthling Remedies” where we have taken real samples of human body parts and created wonder drugs to heal any malady […]

The Symbiosis of Man and the Ocean

*A choose your own adventure story and an evolving narrative as told by the Ocean… Humans, arguably the most dominant species on our planet, have had a rich relationship with me for thousands of years. Nearly all living things have relied on me for life, in fact the first form of life was created beneath […]

Xizzax’s Shop of Human Parts: Saliva For Sale

He’s Gonna Find Out Who’s “Snotty” or Nice…

Santa Claus is comin’ to town! While Santa is encouraging snot-nosed children to sit on his lap and share with him their wish list, I guarantee he will be bringing Clorox wipes and hand sanitizer. But if Santa came to visit me this holiday, he may also find a bit of humiliating mucus running down […]