Greetings trainer! My name is Professor “Quaking” Aspen. ‘Aspen’ is my family name while ‘Quaking’ is just a nickname given to me because of my muscular physique… and because I have had tremors since I was a boy. “Why do all professors in this world have tree names” you ask? I have no idea what […]
Read More Professor Aspen’s Research Quests: CrustleIn a galaxy not so far away at an extraterrestrial outpost selling “wonder drugs” inspired by the amazing human body from a planet called Earth in the Milky Way galaxy… Step right up to “Xizzax’s Earthling Remedies” where we have taken real samples of human body parts and created wonder drugs to heal any malady […]
Read More Xizzax’s Shop of Human Parts: A SENSE-ational Offer!*A choose your own adventure story and an evolving narrative as told by the Ocean… Humans, arguably the most dominant species on our planet, have had a rich relationship with me for thousands of years. Nearly all living things have relied on me for life, in fact the first form of life was created beneath […]
Read More The Symbiosis of Man and the OceanIn a galaxy not so far away at an extraterrestrial outpost selling “wonder drugs” inspired by the amazing human body from a planet called Earth in the Milky Way galaxy… Step right up to “Xizzax’s Earthling Remedies” where we have taken real samples of human body parts and created wonder drugs to heal any malady […]
Read More Xizzax’s Shop of Human Parts: Saliva For SaleSanta Claus is comin’ to town! While Santa is encouraging snot-nosed children to sit on his lap and share with him their wish list, I guarantee he will be bringing Clorox wipes and hand sanitizer. But if Santa came to visit me this holiday, he may also find a bit of humiliating mucus running down […]
Read More He’s Gonna Find Out Who’s “Snotty” or Nice…
Life through green tinted glasses 